Time Travelers
On behalf of the Time Travelers Union, we welcome you to this emerging fellowship. You are now a member of a growing collective of souls committed to breaking linear time. For too many centuries time has been fractured and squeezed, flattened into homogenous chunks of moments all lined up like good little soldiers—all bound to march endlessly in one direction, and one direction only: forward.
With our voices in a joyous and riotous chorus, we say No More! Together, we can restore the inner mysteries of time. We can remember that time moves in all directions at once, and we can learn to let it move us in the same way. No longer will we live our lives by the constraints of progress. Together we can remember how to be changed by what we do not know and how to learn from what has come to pass.
The final step of your orientation is to step through this portal. We are with you. You are with us—and we are overjoyed that you are here, with all your infinite selves traveling through time and space.
We’ll hit you up next month, whenever that happens.